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Friday, 30 May 2014

FILM REVIEW: A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST

Anna (Charlize Theron) and Albert (Seth McFarlane) in A Million Ways to Die in the West.

Gun damn our history

By Ed Rampell

Meanwhile, back at the ranch:
 
For those who enjoy genre spoofs and gross out humor, Seth MacFarlane’s A Million Ways to Die in the West serves up a heaping pile of humor with a million mirthful movie moments. Others who prefer their comedy to be cerebral and refined, rather than raucous, may wish to hang up their spurs and sit this dizzy dosey doe out. While those minus any sense of humor at all should just stay at the old homestead, instead.
 
Although your critic also enjoys the dry wit of a Cole Porter or Noel Coward lyric, he belongs in the former camp and laughed (what’s left of) his head off. Around 40 years ago, when Mel Brooks unleashed Blazing Saddles on an unsuspecting public, scenes such as Mongo’s horse-punching and the campfire farting vignette were considered to be irreverent and outré. In a similar way, in our post-Brooks world, MacFarlane pushes the envelope of our more jaded 2014 sensibilities with scatological humor and jokes in bad taste (and that surely taste badly) that have rarely been seen on the big screen in a major Hollywood production. In terms of standards per onscreen behavior, this is MacFarlane’s Family Guy and American Dad animated TV series on cinematic steroids, raising crudity to the level of high art. (Although A Million Ways to Die in the West holds back when it comes to breasts and female genitalia, which Sarah Silverman as the droll hooker Ruth merely describes, whereas male genitalia is more graphically exposed. Why the shyness, Seth?)
 
As the auteur of A Million Ways to Die in the West (MacFarlane directed, co-wrote and stars -- although, unlike Brooks, he did not punch the holes in the sides of the celluloid), he takes deadly aim at the genre conventions of the Western. Indeed, for our continent’s indigenous peoples, the Westward ho! expansion from sea to not so shining seas was nothing short of a cataclysmic, genocidal catastrophe that is now also turning into an ecological nightmare. Underlying MacFarlane’s critique of the Western lies an awareness of this unadorned history.
 
Like numerous John Ford classics, part of A Million Ways to Die in the West was shot on location in Monument Valley. Mac the Knife satirically deconstructs and debunks cowboy clichés, stressing that in stark contrast to silver screen hagiography, the Wild West was an awful place to find one’s self in. There is an especially delicious joke about the “selfishness” of American Natives, and at the very end (warning -- don’t leave before all the end credits have rolled!) whitey gets his comeuppance for caricaturing newly free slaves at a county fair.
 
Like many a genre spoof A Million Ways to Die in the West walks a fine line in between making fun of the Western’s archetypes and tried and true traits. Sometimes the mockery devolves into becoming the very thing which the iconoclastic artiste has been poking fun at. Such may be the case vis-à-vis the relationship between Albert (MacFarlane) and Anna (Charlize Theron, who may be the horse opera’s most fetching, winsome gunslinger since Jane Fonda rode the purple sage in 1965’s similarly hilarious Cat Ballou, which co-starred Oscar winning Lee Marvin and what is, hoofs down, screendom’s most screamingly funny steed ever).
 
A Million Ways to Die in the West is at its satirical best when it lampoons the mythos of gunslinging. As gunman Clinch Leatherwood, Liam Neeson does a good job of harpooning not only the long-ballyhooed celluloid stereotype of the High Noon-type triggerman, but of the action hero/tough guy roles the actor, who once played Oskar Schindler has been, lamentably, cast in of late. Although it’s hard to assess the psychological impact of and quantify the romanticizing of gunplay in our culture, who knows how many Westerns that pathetic, demented mass murderer in Santa Barbara and others of his shooting spree ilk have seen since birth?
 
MacFarlane’s screen romp is also at its finest when depicting Native Americans, Hollywood’s perennial “noble savages.” A Million Ways to Die in the West portrays them as savage, then as noble -- enlightened heathens who, through psychedelics. lead Albert on an Oz-like trip wherein he attains clarity, if not a taste of enlightenment. Wes Studi -- who played Magua in 1992’s The Last of the Mohicans, the title character in 1992’s Geronimo: An American Legend and the Na'vi chief in 2009’s Avatar -- is, as usual, great, portraying Cochise. For my wampum, Studi steals the show (his niece DeLanna Studi is also a gifted thespian).
 
Neil Patrick Harris also co-stars as Foy, a cross between a city slicker and gunslinger who competes with Albert for the affections of Louise (played by Amanda Seyfried, who, unlike Theron, is not, for some reason, very attractive here). Look for comic Bill Maher in a clever cameo.
 
As for the plot of the movie, it’s very secondary to the boundless laughs for those tickled pink by sheep penises, hats full of excrement and the like. In other words, your humble scribe loved it and recommends it to those for whom this type of rude, crude comedy is their cup of piss -- uh, I mean “tea.” To paraphrase Horace Greeley, it made this reviewer say: “Go Seth, young man!”        

 

 

 

  

 

  

 

    

 

Friday, 1 June 2012

FILM REVIEW: SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN

Raveenna (Charlize Theron) in Snow White and the Huntsman.
Poisonous words for the princess

By Don Simpson

After a brief introduction to the wish that made Snow White the fairest baby of them all, we meet the prepubescent Snow (Raffey Cassidy). It is not long before her mother (Liberty Ross) the queen dies, thus leaving Snow with her father (Noah Huntley) the king. Other than the sadness of her mother’s early death, Snow’s childhood is idyllic and so is her surrounding world. The oh-so-peaceful and pure Snow loves nature just as much as nature loves her.

When an evil army forces Snow’s father to enter his kingdom into battle, a beautiful woman — Ravenna (Charlize Theron) — is discovered in the rubble of the aftermath. The king is instantly smitten and claims Ravenna as his wife. Ravenna is almost immediately crowned queen and becomes Snow’s stepmother — make that her evil stepmother. In a moment of near-Shakespearean tragedy, Ravenna murders Snow’s father, thus seizing tyrannical control over his kingdom. Ravenna’s army kills or exiles all of the king’s supporters and Snow is imprisoned indefinitely.

Basically, Ravenna is an egomaniacal bitch who spends half of her days chatting with the mirror man (Christopher Obi), confirming time and time again that she is the fairest of them all. Until one day she is not. Oh no! Snow (Kristen Stewart) has reached puberty, which finally qualifies her to enter into the fairer than thou competition going on inside Ravenna’s brain. The psychotically image-focused Ravenna must claim Snow’s heart in order to become the the fairest of them all once again.

Snow promptly escapes, running away into the dark forest; Ravenna hires Thor — I mean, The Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) — to track her down. It is not long before Snow has a small (some more literally than others) entourage of men who are willing to risk their lives to protect her. Oh, and at least two of the men are totally smitten with her.

Probably as a result of Stewart’s inherent sulkiness, a prophesy is provided to us as an excuse for the unflinching dedication of Snow’s followers. Because other than her pale skin, Stewart is unable to convey any of the alluring qualities that are integral to the character of Snow — you know, like peacefulness, tranquility, and innocence. Stewart’s Snow is like a grumpy goth chick with a perpetual frown. In other words, Snow is nearly identical to every other character Stewart has attempted to portray.

For the first two acts, Snow repeatedly makes it clear that she is a pacifist who will never hurt another living creature; but when she rises from the dead in the third act, she becomes all bad ass. Suddenly, Snow decides to lead an army of men into an against-all-odds battle with Ravenna’s army. Yeah, I get it. If the legend is correct, Snow is the savior, the chosen one, whatever you want to call her; it is her calling to save the world from evil by way of a bloody crusade with no exit strategy. You know, like Joan of Arc…or George W. Bush.

Rupert Sanders’ debut feature is a good idea that has gone horribly wrong. I will give Sanders credit for some brilliant visual ideas, but the writing pales (pun intended) in comparison. Maybe if writers Evan Daugherty, John Lee Hancock and Hossein Amini relied less upon Christian theology, the story might have been a little less heavy-handed and hokey? Early on, it seemed as though Snow White and the Huntsman might be a clever post-feminist diatribe about body image, pacifism and environmentalism. Boy, was I way off the mark!

Theron gives the only decent performance in the entire film, though there are even a few scenes that she probably could have dialed back a few notches. Theron has made a career of being a chameleon. She can become old or ugly just as effortlessly as she can become impeccably beautiful — and Snow White and the Huntsman relies quite heavily upon that ability. Ravenna’s appearance is in a constant state of flux and Theron is convincing no matter what quantity of make up or CGI is applied to her face. It is a damn shame that the other actors in Snow White and the Huntsman are incapable of performing with comparable range.

Monday, 12 December 2011

FILM REVIEW: YOUNG ADULT

Mavis Gary (Charlize Theron) in Young Adult.
Better than Bachmann

By Don Simpson

Meet Mavis Gary (Charlize Theron), a horrible person whose life is falling apart. First and foremost, her career as a ghost writer for a young adult serial has come to an abrupt end. Oh, and she is also divorced. So, in order to restart her seemingly failed life, Mavis leaves Minneapolis to visit Mercury, the hick suburban hellhole of a town where she grew up. Essentially, Mavis wants to relive her teenage years when she presumably listened to Teenage Fanclub’s “The Concept” on repeat, was the most popular girl in high school, and dated Buddy Slade (Patrick Wilson). Sure, Buddy is happily married — he recently had a baby with his wife, Beth (Elizabeth Reaser) — but that does not stop Mavis from trying to win Buddy back. (Oh, Mavis! Will you never learn that men are not prizes to be competed for and won?)

Mavis’ entire trip to Mercury is spent in an alcohol-fueled stupor. Out of lonely desperation, Mavis befriends Matt (Patton Oswalt) the “hate crime kid” from high school. Matt seems to have no problems with helping Mavis remain drunk ad nauseum, because a frumpy comic geek like him is powerless when faced with Mavis’ natural beauty. Besides, we can only assume that Matt is holding out hope that Mavis will become drunk enough for a good old-fashioned sympathy fuck.

Um… Yeah… Okay… Well, I have got to say, Young Adult truly left me speechless. That is not true, actually, because I am left with a hell of a lot of questions. What the fuck did I just watch? Why did I just watch it? Why would Diablo Cody write this script? Why would Jason Reitman direct it? Why would Theron take this role? And can you please repeat your answer to why I just watched it? Well, no matter what your answer is, can I please have those 94 minutes of my life back?

I am not sure if Cody and Reitman want the audience to hate Mavis, feel sorry for her, laugh at her, or like her — all I know is that I felt absolutely nothing. Was I really supposed to feel something for this ex-prom queen who is in the midst of a cartoonish absurd existential crisis? Mavis’ beauty, bitchiness and pathetic attitude all seem to just cancel each other out. In the end, Mavis is just cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, pure and simple; in other words, she is like a shallowly written cartoon buffoon. Immediately after the two or three times that I laughed during Young Adult, I immediately thought about what I had just laughed at and felt really disgusted with myself. Young Adult left me feeling really, really dirty.

Additionally, since Young Adult is written from Mavis’ perspective that presumably gives the film an excuse to be brutally condescending and patronizing towards the populace of the quaint Minnesota town. Everyone in Mercury is presumed to be a simple-minded hick with no goals or aspirations; you know, because all of the smart and ambitious people relocated to the Mini-Apple (Minneapolis). Young Adult is essentially just a vehicle for Cody to exercise her utter disdain for the strip mall culture of middle America. Trust me, I do not like returning to the strip malls and chain restaurants of the suburban town where I grew up either. I moved away for a good reason, because I did not belong there. It is not the population of my hometown’s fault that I have very little in common with them, but in the case of Young Adult, it seems as though Cody is blaming everything (especially Mavis’ penchant for booze) on the people of Mercury and it is this holier-than-thou tone that will keep me from watching Young Adult ever again.